Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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