I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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