Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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