you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Please don't give away my fajitas
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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