I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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