This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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