Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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