she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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