Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
