i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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