FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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