let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize
