I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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