How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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