Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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