we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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