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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.

  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  They always sound like a bunch of chickens.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.

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  I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.

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