i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize