Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
