This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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