i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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