he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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