i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize