I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
