dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
