i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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