The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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