Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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