She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
His hands were made for my vagina.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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