Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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