Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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