so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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