As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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