I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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