508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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