party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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