is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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