A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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