I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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