are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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