So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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