we have officially lost it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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