come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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