I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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