I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
wow bdsm is so cute
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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