Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
