Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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