suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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