omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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