4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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