Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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