He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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