We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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