I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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