I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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